I am God. Protection from asteroids.

[8300ati]

One thing that I have discovered in the last few months is that I am God. A number of interesting things
crop up. The latest to learn today is that we are protected from being hit by asteroids by neutrinos under the
control of the supernatural world. Neutrinos are everywhere. They are usually invisible but can harden up as they have done
so while I was in hospital and held my arms. They are visible when they harden up.

[Fire-Flare]

Okay, turn this into a woman.

*hands you a floppy disk*

[quest_for_silence]

Why was you in hospital?

[8300ati]

I cannot remember the exact reason as I have spent time in mental hospitals for a number of reasons
all of which are ridiculous in my opinion.