Post your favorite bumper stickers here

aristide1 · Post by **aristide1** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:33 pm

Mine:

1. Sex happens

2. Born right the first time

3. More trees, less bush.

4. Impeach Cheney, and his little dummy too.

and todays sticker:

5. Dumb, dumber, dubya!

beoba · Post by **beoba** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:02 pm

Michael Sandstrom · Post by **Michael Sandstrom** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:02 pm

Legalize Freedom

Tephras · Post by **Tephras** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:08 am

Live Free or Die

klankymen · Post by **klankymen** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:58 am

if you can read this you're not the president.

Pauli · Post by **Pauli** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:29 pm

beoba wrote:

I've always wondered what this one is about. What is it?

sea2stars · Post by **sea2stars** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:00 pm

Saw this a few days ago and had to do a double take.

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:41 pm

I have always liked the bumper stickers you can get from the Whitehouse itself.

http://www.whitehouse.org/
http://www.cafepress.com/thewhitehouse/52760

The "Landover Baptist Church" has a load of good ones on religion.

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptis ... st&type=90

"Jesus was a liberal Jew".
"Abstinance makes the church grow fondlers".
"Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man" A Thoms Jefferson quote.

Andy

alleycat · Post by **alleycat** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:07 am

"I'm a poet and I voet"

Dutchmm · Post by **Dutchmm** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:27 am

swim don't drive!

mr. poopyhead · Post by **mr. poopyhead** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:25 am

"my child is an honor student at fancher elementary school!"

"note to self: BLOW UP fancher elementary school" - cobra commander
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episode ... 4709c50030 (go to 2:35)

aristide1 · Post by **aristide1** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:23 am

mr. poopyhead wrote:"note to self: BLOW UP fancher elementary school" - cobra commander

I think we've gotten a little sensitive to this, so many here would not find this so humorous. But I see why others might.

jhhoffma · Post by **jhhoffma** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:12 am

mr. poopyhead wrote:"my child is an honor student at fancher elementary school!"

"note to self: BLOW UP fancher elementary school" - cobra commander
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episode ... 4709c50030 (go to 2:35)

I love that clip! "Behold, the gaseous stench of Skeletor's Breakfast Burrito"

My personal favorite was given to me by one of my college professors at the end of the semester.

"Honk if you passed P-Chem"

It's a chemistry-geek joke, so if you don't find it funny, it's ok, you're not missing much.

Post by **NeilBlanchard** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:17 am

Stand back! I'm going to try to do some science!

klankymen · Post by **klankymen** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:47 am

Honk if you like my driving!

qviri · Post by **qviri** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:33 am

Pauli wrote:
beoba wrote:
I've always wondered what this one is about. What is it?

http://www.hrc.org/

jbw · Post by **jbw** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:41 am

Two related bumper stickers:

"I love animals . . . they're delicious!"

and

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?"

Plissken · Post by **Plissken** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:55 pm

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

"End the War - Kick Their Ass!"

nightmorph · Post by **nightmorph** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:02 am

peteamer · Post by **peteamer** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:05 am

"If you can read this, I've lost my trailer"

JoeWPgh · Post by **JoeWPgh** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:57 am

Jesus loves you.
Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Will someone please give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him already?

aristide1 · Post by **aristide1** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:28 pm

aristide1 · Post by **aristide1** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:35 pm

Trip · Post by **Trip** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:37 pm

peteamer wrote:"If you can read this, I've lost my trailer"

That's classic

djkest · Post by **djkest** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:58 pm

Nuke 'em till the sand turns to glass.

Is not really my philosophy but I thought it might piss off some of you.

aristide1 · Post by **aristide1** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:31 am

Trip wrote:
peteamer wrote:"If you can read this, I've lost my trailer"
That's classic

That's my favorite so far.

Otto69 · Post by **Otto69** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:50 am

"Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it."

BratWalnut · Post by **BratWalnut** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:55 am

peteamer wrote:"If you can read this, I've lost my trailer"

When in my bike, I used to have a t-shirt with this written on its back:

"If you're reading this, I lost my pillion".

Sizzle · Post by **Sizzle** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:22 pm

"I LOVE DORKS"

Seen on the back of one of my friends cars, her husbands last name is Dork. And no, she did not take it.

floffe · Post by **floffe** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:07 pm

NeilBlanchard wrote:Stand back! I'm going to try to do some science!

Is that anything like this?

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